John Stamos is an action star? Gene Simmons has boobies? Never Too Young To Die Movie Review

Published: July 21, 2014, 2:53 p.m.

What happens if you turn a gymnast into an action hero, a trashy whore into super spy, James Bond into a Ben-Gay ad, and Gene Simmons into a lady-boy? Why you get this DTV gem of a movie, duh! Uncle Jesse saves the world from dirty water and Gene Simmons gives us a "too believable" performance. YEEEEAHH!