Archer and Trip shuttle down for some hospitality, some fun in the sun, and they still haven't gotten to Risa yet. They're on a desert planet to work on their tan, play some ball, and eat some balls, but I warn you...we are easily offensive. Special Guest Steffan Fredsti from Trek Nerd Talk (T.N.T) -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Welcome to Episode 77 01:00 Special Guest this show 01:20 What's her name again? 01:56 Tribbles and Sand 02:30 Halls of Pleasure 03:00 The Engineer Engineer 03:30 Facebook Groups for the Convention Curious 04:30 Special Guest Steffan Fredsti from Trek Nerd Talk (T.N.T) - https://youtube.com/user/TheAznboituan 05:45 Thank you Section 31! 06:00 Thank you, Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 06:46 SLTV Update - The 55 Year Mission - Mask policies (or lack there of) and Photo Ops?? https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html 9:20 The 2022 Vegas convention will be at a different location... 10:25 No Kids! Don't listen to us! 13:00 Can you hail me now? 13:15 Contractors 13:30 Have you been anally probed? 14:30 Alex says Musical Episode Short Trek? 14:54 The new Star Trek IV? 15:50 LeVar Burton's Masterclass on Storytelling 16:30 Importance of Oral 18:12 Trek Nerd Talk's first Guest 19:30 Plugging Books - Book Talk! 22:00 Ressikan Flute Auction 23:15 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Desert Crossing" 23:30 There's a theme, guess what it is! We'll tell you at the end of the show. 23:31 Teaser - "Make Your Life Spectacular. I know I did" 26:20 Packing and Log 27:18 Act I - "Cricket is Basically Baseball on Valium" 28:57 Blood Soup - It Takes Balls to Eat That 30:00 Shirts on or off? 30:20 Playing with them boys 30:30 Big Balls 30:45 Good with Tea - Tea bagging 31:00 I thought she said Cheese 32:15 Clancy Brown 33:20 Easily Offended? Sucks to be You 34:10 Space Quidditch 34:45 Four Seconds 35:20 Should've went with the Tapestry 35:50 Porthos! 36:30 Hospitality 38:00 Chicken just tastes like wood 38:29 Act II - "Reality. What a Concept?" 39:42 Leave the Shuttlepod - Great Idea! 40:30 If you have a Death Wish... 41:30 Shirtless?! 43:00 Coming out of the hole 43:40 Asshole Confirmed 44:30 Future Cat-Fishing 45:25 Forced to wear 46:15 Burn it! 46:50 You don't want to see me naked... 47:15 The Noises 49:00 Down the Hallway 49:13 Are we doing a Star Trek Podcast? 49:39 Act III - "Sand. It's Everywhere" 50:15 Artoo? Is that You? Oh, no it isn't 51:15 Trip can hear that...What?! 51:45 Ah, it's just like Risa, except without any pussy 52:39 Don't Drink the Water! 54:40 Vulcans and Montana 56:16 Blame Canada? 56:50 Not a Terrorist 57:10 Where's the Prime Directive? 57:30 Back up your pipes 58:00 Thanks again to Steffan from Trek Nerd Talk! 59:30 Act IV - "Time is the Best Teacher. Unfortunately, It Kills All of It's Students." 1:00:20 Under Fire 1:02:00 Geography 1:03:18 Dialing In 1:04:06 Sore Balls to the Rescue 1:04:30 You Should've Cat-Fished Me 1:05:20 Scorched Metal and Farts 1:06:00 T'Pol goes right to Trip 1:06:30 Who's running the ship? 1:07:00 No EMH? 1:08:00 Act V - "What's Right Is What's Left If You Do Everything Else Wrong" 1:08:30 Pinching Ass and Submission 1:09:00 Hallways and why we're out here 1:10:55 No Phlox! 1:11:00 Sunburn Stories 1:14:50 It's Robin Williams! 1:16:00 When the aliens came... 1:16:40 Heather's 3.5 Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit