Web of Jizz

Published: June 14, 2021, 8:48 a.m.

We eat like we mate, and an incorrect translation gives Hoshi a bad day, Trip and Archer's sports night gets squishy, movie night turns into a live-cam show, Reed makes a force-field, Porthos gets ignored, T'Pol rides Hoshi's ass, and math makes communication come. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Welcome to Episode 75 01:00 Join our Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 01:27 Todd the Tribble 02:30 Pulsar Rave Party 03:00 Tucker the Tribble 03:50 News: Strange New Worlds up to show #8 of 10 - Coming 2022, Picard in 2022, Discovery in 2021, Lower Decks Season 3 already recording https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/11/star-trek-cast-and-crew-share-production-updates-on-strange-new-worlds-picard-and-discovery/ 05:00 Don't let kids listen to us 05:30 PRIDE Month - Outfest - pre-recorded panel https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/08/making-gray-truly-seen-in-star-trek-discovery-season-4-is-hugely-important-says-showrunner/ 06:30 Star Trek Mulit-tools! Would make really great father's day gifts! https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/be-your-own-chief-engineer-with-new-star-trek-themed-multi-tools 09:14 Kate Mulgrew on Showtime show: The First Lady https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/kate-mulgrew-to-portray-former-michelle-obama-chief-of-staff-susan-sher-in-showtimes-the-first-lady 10:50 Is it going to be one, or two, or three squirt? 11:20 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 "Vox Sola" 11:36 Teaser: "Lost in Translation" 12:30 You eat like you mate 13:00 Incorrect Translation 13:44 Learn the swear words first! 13:59 Your baby is so scary! 14:45 The Blob in Space! Or, The Needs of the One 15:30 Sorry for being offensive 16:20 Bad First Contacts 16:30 Ejaculate 17:30 Possibilities 18:20 Act I: "Bad Day" 19:15 Why didn't the sensors pickup the alien? 19:42 Nobody was monitoring Porthos 20:10 T'Pol was baiting her 21:20 Don't ever, ever...Not if you want life 21:45 Just throw some chocolates 22:10 She looks familiar... 22:45 Where to sit 23:38 Watch out for the sticky floors 24:00 Just a bunch of guys screwing 24:40 Cheering your captain up 25:00 Water Polo Picture Quality 25:42 Any excuse to say hi! 26:00 Getting Fouled 26:50 Was someone wearing red? 27:05 Horror movie rules 28:40 Are we watching Aliens? 29:12 Act II: "Something about Mary" 30:20 Total Hentai Porn 31:15 THAT'S IN THE ROOM!!! 31:40 That was a huge cum load, though 32:20 That's a name... 33:00 It looked great! 33:25 Don't you all come at once 33:40 Something about Mary 34:30 Using Reed 34:40 Now we should've made a joke about Archer and Sloppy Seconds right here. 35:10 SQUISHES 35:40 How many decks? 36:15 Act III: "Parasite" 37:20 Paradise 37:45 Half Meatloaf, Half Jizz Fest 38:29 Dr. Phlox Holds to his Belief 39:19 Can you feel what I'm feeling? 39:39 They're getting wood 40:27 T'Pol hard on Hoshi 40:48 Holding to a High Standard 41:10 Being Ridden Hard 42:00 Vulcan Empathy 42:26 Angry, but not disrespectful 43:00 Do it. My way. 43:38 Act IV: "E.T." 44:22 Trip freaks out, Archer calms him down 44:55 Archer's background 45:30 Bitch-Slap Bambi 45:55 Travis reconnects 46:00 Apologizing Correctly for Eating Out 46:30 Eggplant, Banana, Tacos, Peaches 47:00 Breakfast Buffet? 47:20 Where's my guy? 47:50 Uncomfortable News 48:20 What's offensive? Big come-on 48:50 You like the juice? 49:20 Space Uber and AOL 49:40 Math is Universal 50:07 S-Mail 50:20 What happened to her? 50:50 Ladder or Leave 51:30 Heather's Squishy Score: 3.5 Moists 53:00 Needed more Porthos 54:30 SQUIRREL! 54:45 TRIBBLES! 55:20 Latinum Back 55:55 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Fallen Hero" Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit