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The Enterprise is attacked by alien looters! T'pol gets abducted, Trip gets an offer he can refuse, Archer haggles over the price of the vault, and Porthos gets put into a box. Do the Rules of Acquisition tell who gets the anal probe? And you won't believe what NASA allegedly said about aliens. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Previously... 00:40 And now this week's show 01:15 Clutch Claw maneuvers 01:50 Welcome back Patrick! 02:40 A Promotion! 03:00 Promotion thru Oo-Mox? 03:20 That claw comes in handy 03:40 Something to grab onto 04:15 Just following orders 04:45 Twitter fake news excitement 05:00 Alien Life Not Fuck-able?! 05:49 Oh yea, no kids! 06:30 The Loophole 07:00 Klingon Reproductive Organs 08:00 Corrections! - What kind of whale? 09:00 IDW - Mirror Universe Comic - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/19/idw-launching-star-trek-the-mirror-war-year-long-comics-series/ 09:50 Kate Mulgrew's introduction on Star Trek: Prodigy - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/14/kate-mulgrew-reveals-star-trek-prodigy-setup-and-introduction-of-hologram-janeway/ 11:02 There's coffee in that nebula 11:22 There are four coffees 11:33 Writing wrapped on Discovery Season 4 - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-discovery-producers-season-4-production-is-getting-closer-to-completion 12:00 Army of the Dead - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993840/ 12:20 Voice of Action - Pancreatic Action Week - Virtual Event June 14 5p, Pacific - FREE! https://pancan.org 13:30 https://Patreon.org/StarfleetUnderground 14:00 How we do it...A fucking book? 14:30 Where no one has gone before, the REAL story. 15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Acquisition" 15:15 Teaser - "Challenge Accepted" 16:00 Sounds familiar The Guest Stars! 17:13 Adrift or Straight and Level? 17:50 Subtitles 18:30 The Ferengi are the Area 51 Aliens!? 19:00 Anal Probing 20:30 Act I - "How do we know, if we don't try?" 21:40 I hear what you're saying 22:20 Trip's Magic Underwear 23:50 They have adapters 24:50 COVID Cosplay Opportunities! 25:45 T'Pol's Ear vs Creepy Krem 26:50 Cool Ass Ramps 28:00 Suliban Influences 29:00 The Ferengi Bug 29:23 Act II - "Life Finds a Way" 30:30 In the files of HR 30:45 Just because a guy's in his underwear... 31:30 Sex Slave advice from Princess Leia 32:00 The Jump-back 32:30 What's in the box? It's Porthos! 33:30 Psychological Warfare 34:00 Rules of Acquisition 35:46 Cuffing Archer and Ferengi Appetite 36:30 Greed is Eternal 37:00 Rippin' it out 38:00 T'Pol - Funny Vulcan 39:30 Hold still! 40:18 They're into Ears 40:30 Moogie was woke...but... 41:20 Moobs and protein drinks 42:20 Act III - "Not with that attitude, you won't" 43:20 Distrust among family 43:58 The Plan 44:30 Alarming ways to handle an alarm 45:00 Just Electric Whip it, Baby! 45:45 Bit 'em right in the Ear 46:30 Porthos, what big ears you have 47:30 Voyeurism 48:30 Running the corridor 49:00 Act IV - "Alien Life May Not Be Fuck-Able" 50:00 Who's on their knees? 50:30 Well versed in the arts of pleasure 51:10 Did Krem Kremm? 51:20 Vulcan Love Slave Novel 52:00 I'll give ya 5 bars...10! 53:00 The Scenic Route 54:12 The most horrible line, "Sorry fellas, bank must be closed today" 54:50 Building up Krem 55:30 Old water polo injury 56:00 When jokes fall flat 56:30 Cher? 57:50 With great power come great ass-kissing 58:20 All right, I'll give you Oo-Mox 59:03 Heather's rating: 6.5! 59:50 Don't put that on your tongue! 1:00:00 Tastes like ass, but it's pretty cool, isn't it? 1:01:44 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Oasis" 1:02:00 A dessert with no name? Nathan and Patrick on the Yum Yum Podcast: https://t.co/aV4wFbbgUe?amp=1 Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit