A cloud headed for Earth, and it kicked the Klingon's Ass! Only Enterprise is in range, but the refit is untested. Just beam on over! What could go wrong? McCoy was drafted. Spock is drawn to perfect logic. Kirk takes control from Decker who's ex just shows up. And V'Ger's getting ghosted by the Creator. #StarTrek #StarTrekTMP #TheMotionPicture #V'Ger #TOS #Starfleet #Probe #Sex -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 159 01:05 Ol' Fat Phlox 01:30 Imitation - Best Form of Flattery 02:20 New Office 03:20 Welcome! NO KIDS 03:48 Denobulan Flu 04:04 Greeting with Tongue 04:44 Best in the Fleet! 05:00 You've Seen It Too?! 06:45 Need To Touch The Creator 07:00 Thanks Patreons! 07:30 Ulterior Motives 08:00 Checking Corrections 08:08 Jeri Ryan filming during 2nd season Dark Winds (AMC) https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/star-trek-star-jeri-ryan-filming-george-rr-martin-thriller-wil-wheaton-reacts/ar-AA16zKIz?li=BBnb7Kz 09:16 Star Trek: Picard Season 3 Computer Voices https://trekmovie.com/2023/01/16/star-trek-picard-season-3-see-worf-in-action-starfleets-new-ship-voice-explained-trailer-update/ 10:30 Picard Season 3 Trailer - https://trekmovie.com/2023/01/22/watch-sneak-peak-of-final-star-trek-picard-season-3-trailer-coming-during-afc-championship-next-sunday/ 11:23 What Starship? https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/the-uss-enterprise-f-image-paramountthe-uss-enterprise-f-will-appear-in-star-trek-picard-season-3 12:50 The Motion Picture 13:11 First Star Trek Movie EVER 13:30 At The Theater 14:05 Spock's Hair 14:15 Bones Got The Laughs 14:30 How Long? 14:50 Star Trek: The Motion Picture Director's Cut 16:09 Let's Talk About Sex 16:30 Probing 17:30 Meaning of Life 18:08 Imma Digitize Yo Ass 18:28 Kirk: Supreme Asshole 20:00 Fire Phasers? No! Belay That Order! 21:27 You Saved The Ship 21:39 Goo Goo Eyes 21:50 Deltans Are Freaks! 22:20 They Had To, Because: Horny Nerds 23:03 Persis Khambatta 1948-1988 23:30 You left without saying goodbye 24:30 Get Extra's Cheap 25:10 My Torpedo is Ready 25:58 Kirk was a Dick 26:50 I Need You, Man! 27:30 Kirk, Spock...Bones? 27:47 Romance with Disco Bones 28:30 Another Porn-Stache 29:20 Spock Goes Alone 30:30 I'll Just Go Probe The Probe 31:55 Let's All Go Meet V'Ger! 32:33 Vaseline on the Lens 33:30 The Klingons! 33:40 Balls! 35:10 Star Trek Newspaper Comic Strip? 35:45 Whatever Happened to V'Ger? Q? Sparkle Pony? 36:15 Punch My Buttons! 36:55 Carrier Wave? 37:47 What's The Go Code? 38:00 Before The Internet Times 40:45 They Were So Young! 42:30 Flaccid Three 43:00 You Gotta Go BIG 43:18 Big Starship Porn Sequence 46:30 V'Ger: Badass Screensaver 48:00 Probe no get answer? Blow Up Planet! 48:10 Got My Probes Confused 48:20 Like Nomad? 48:44 Don't Ghost The Probes 51:20 Demon Seed vs Space Seed 51:50 But The Sound Effects! 53:40 Ol' Fat Phlox in 4K?! -Thanks so much for listening! Check out the Hollywood Food Coalition! https://hofoco.org/ Get some MERCH - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Patreon - https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: https://instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: https://facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit