Tucker and Reed have pronoun trouble at the club, Porthos sounds red-alert, but Archer ignores him yet again, and gets a knock out. Hoshi meets somebody with great cunning linguistics, Travis is allergic to falls, and Phlox gets a rude awakening. Enterprise finally makes it to Risa! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 78 00:30 Captain got shroomed coffee again 01:30 DOT Impact 02:00 Sorry about the singing 02:30 Fun mushrooms silently judging 03:40 Please do not fire celebratory phasers into the sky 04:20 Fireworks do not make Veterans, Tribbles, DOTS or pets, happy. 05:00 No Kids! 05:15 Virgins welcome 06:00 Age Test 06:50 Rainbow! 08:00 News - RIP John Erman - https://deadline.com/2021/06/john-erman-dead-star-trek-director-roots-mash-emmy-winner-1234783615/ 08:45 Simon Pegg - Galaxy Quest - https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/28/simon-pegg-working-on-galaxy-quest-tv-series/ 09:24 Star Trek's Queer Fluidity - https://www.startrek.com/news/how-star-treks-queer-fluidity-has-been-giving-fans-the-brighter-future-they-deserve 10:45 BOC 11:05 Klingon Bird of Prey Ornament https://www.hallmark.com/popminded/#events 12:40 Dave Bautista wants to be a Klingon - https://screenrant.com/star-trek-klingon-role-dave-bautista-interest/ 15:10 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Two Days and Two Nights" 16:00 Teaser - "Maybe I don't Know" 16:20 Got Pissed on? 17:45 Kellie Waymire's last Enterprise appearance 18:30 YOU NEED A VACATION 19:20 Tucker's shirt 19:40 Double Launch 20:05 Act I - "Fun, Fun, Fun" 21:20 Cunning Linguistics 21:45 Boner Twin Powers Activate 21:30 T'Pol's profile 23:00 Sleepy Phlox 23:17 Risa looks nice 23:30 Sween! 24:00 Nice Package 24:14 Door Switch Horgon 24:45 Reading Material 25:20 What would you do on Risa? 26:50 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 27:00 Porthos calls Red Alert, nobody notices 28:30 Crew Lottery Conspiracy Scam? 29:20 Telescope Voyeurism? 29:50 Dating Tips: Bring a puppy dog 31:00 Warning about ST:D 31:20 Always listen to you science officer 31:40 Pronouns 32:20 It's about the love...or...lust? 32:50 Look! Color! 33:14 Risa: Las Vegas? 33:30 They went to the wrong bar 33:55 Act II -"Strange World" 34:45 Magic Underwear 35:00 Marine Horror Story 35:45 She had me at: "Hi" - Ladies of the evening 37:00 What happened to the Boobs? 37:30 I'm the captain this week 38:40 Dating Tips: Speak in their native language 39:36 Act III - "I Get Around" 40:15 The Hangover 41:00 Moving Mountain and Alien Hospitals 41:55 They were gorgeous! 42:30 No crime here? 43:20 If you're gonna have straps and a pole... 44:07 Hoshi with the creepin' moves! 44:30 Kiwi 44:45 Show me what "Peach" means? 45:45 Wake the Doctor? 46:14 Act IV - "Good Vibrations" 47:44 0 to Fucking Crazy Bitch, real quick 48:10 He Scanned a Bitch! 49:10 Wake-up Call 49:45 I don't care what it tastes like! 50:40 Physical Comedy 51:20 The Feet matched the curtains? 51:50 Hoshi Scores! 53:12 Stink 53:44 Roofies for finger nails 54:45 Secret Logs 55:20 Title Theme: The Beach Boys 55:50 Manamana 56:15 Heather's Score 56:50 Getting Grabby 57:15 Other scores? 777 58:25 What ever happened to the Tandarans? 59:20 Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1" 1:01:20 - Thanks for listening! Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit