Good Thing No One Was Masturbating

Published: Aug. 8, 2022, 5:48 a.m.

Enterprise encounters a strange radiation from a trinary system, affecting everyone on the ship, except T'Pol. Archer gets writers block, Trip goes chair crazy, Hoshi cooks for perfection, Phlox gets a radical solution to Travis's Headache, and Reed gets tactical. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 135 00:30 Locking in our Guest 01:00 Welcome Jeff! from @NerdTrekPodcast 01:30 Ferengi's Second Cousin's Niece's Waitress Friend 02:10 NO KIDS *Miners are OK 03:08 It's the Hard Hat 03:50 Don't get mixed up with the Ferengi 04:03 In Position 04:45 Feeling Like Pakleds 05:00 Shout Out to Shawn! 08:15 Jeff finally gets introduced! 08:50 Heather was recently on a few @NerdTrekPodcast episodes, go listen, after this show, of course. 09:00 Tendi's Hat 09:41 A Delicate Flower 10:30 Thank You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 12:20 Doing the Boimler 12:44 Roddenberry Response https://screenrant.com/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-gene-roddenberry-son/ 13:20 Staying out of Facebook Jail 15:26 Star Trek Las Vegas #STLV aka The 56-Year Mission - Ticket Sales Update https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html 16:40 From @AirandSpace OG Enterprise 11 foot Studio Model ship to be back October 14 https://airandspace.si.edu/albums/star-trek-starship-enterprise 18:15 Nerd Trek Podcast AT the 56 Year Mission with the Fan Podcast Panel https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html 19:00 Star Trek Prodigy - Kids will age! https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2022/08/04/star-trek-prodigy-will-let-the-characters-grow-up-on-the-show/ 20:30 Sock It To Me 21:20 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E9 - "Singularity" 21:50 Teaser - "That Black Hole Bitch" 22:13 Nap Time! 23:20 You can only be in so many places at the same time 24:00 Cross Training Much? 25:30 Skip Intro? 26:30 Act I - "More Pepper!" 26:40 Black Hole Selfie 27:10 It's A Good Thing No One Was Masturbating 28:18 Reed Alert 29:00 The Chair 29:20 Too Salty 29:55 Where was Chef? 30:20 Chopping That Eggplant 30:44 Travis has a Headache 31:40 I steal from Memory Alpha 32:00 Nobody Pays Attention to Porthos 32:50 Most Annoying Drill 33:22 Spit Sucker 33:49 Not Sign Language, but Universal 34:13 Archer Still a Dick - But everyone is 34:43 Finally Synced Up - Red Alert! 35:25 Lumbar Support is Very Important 35:33 Gotta have a Cupholder 37:00 Perfect Soup 37:51 Act II - "Are You the Pod People?" 38:53 NINETEEN Pages 40:10 Scary Phlox 41:00 Open Carry 41:10 Carrots!!!!! 42:00 Secret Protocol 42:30 T'Pol Works from Home 43:30 Hot Rod Chair 44:15 Roller Derby DOTS 44:44 Make Your Own Damn Sandwich 45:44 Act III - "A Sneak Peek In The Shower" 46:30 Vulcan Neck Pinch vs Phlox 48:26 PsychoPhlox 48:40 You wanna be a Red Shirt? 49:00 Exploded 50:10 Checking Out The Shower 50:40 Wakeup Slap? Nope Shower 52:20 Help Me, Archer. You're My Only Hope. 54:00 Act IV - "Finally! Arcade Experience Matters!" 54:44 One Centimeter 55:50 Archer Played Space Invaders 56:30 Back In Flight School 56:40 Reed Alert Wins 57:10 We Just Invented the Red Alert 58:20 Warm Up the Phasers! 58:50 Porthos Ever Get His Cheese? 59:00 Still No Cup Holder 1:00:00 Porthos is Section 31 1:01:00 Sandwiches were better 1:13:30 These Are The Voyages Books - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0999507877/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_4SQV44S07A148GAGMRK9 Thanks for listening! Get some MERCH - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: https://starfleetunderground.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: https://instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: https://facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 #StarTrek #Enterprise Explicit