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What a week it\u2019s been at Spoilerpiece Theatre! The crappy weather here (currently the lead story on several national newscasts) caused several critics\u2019 screening cancellations, so all ya get this week is FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, a movie that isn\u2019t good, but is as good as any movie could be that started as TWILIGHT fan fiction. And besides, there\u2019s plenty to say about it. We get into the nitty gritty of FIFTY SHADES, but not before grousing about Boston\u2019s crappy public transportation. Kris, Evan, and Dave all agree on the movie, by the way \u2014 and they agree that the best way to talk about it is ridicule ceaselessly while acknowledging the talent of star Dakota Johnson and director San Taylor-Johnson. There are a million double entendres this week, ladies and gentlemen.