Episode #59 - "We Are Your Friends," "Ten Thousand Saints," and "Digging for Fire"

Published: Aug. 28, 2015, 11 a.m.

The guys open this week\u2019s episode with a discussion on Deez Nuts\u2019s candidacy for president. Then Kris and Evan rip into WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, which they agree does NOT star Zac Efron as a young Robert Loggia. Their agitated commentary is enough to leave Dave \u201cslack-jawed and open-mouthed.\u201d After Kris expresses confusion over more celebrities (this time Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering), Dave takes over to share his thoughts on two fucking horrible movies. First up is TEN THOUSAND SAINTS, where the most interesting character dies 15 minutes in and Ethan Hawke plays almost the same character he did in BOYHOOD. Second is DIGGING FOR FIRE, one of the whitest movies Dave has ever seen. Joe Swanberg\u2019s film is about dull white people with dull white people problems, and it\u2019s so bad that it makes Dave\u2019s soul die a little bit.