The Swiss Data Massage Villa; From Volume CLXVIII, Number 1, of Speculative Grammarian, September 2013 \u2014 Are your data feeling tense? Unable or Reluctant to bend gently to fit the graceful contours of your new theory? Are your N\u2019s too small? Your P\u2019s too big? Decimal point in the wrong place? Is your Chi not square? Is your bell curve not ringing true? (Performed by Jason Wells-Jensen.)