b'The Linguistic Big Rip; by Charlie Saygone; From Volume CLIX, Number 3 of Speculative Grammarian, July 2010. \\u2014 In the June 2010 issue, Block claims that there is an impending \\u201cLinguistic Big Crunch.\\u201d I am appalled that SpecGram would allow such tripe to be published. (Read by David J. Peterson.)'