The Linguistic Big Bounce

Published: Dec. 11, 2011, 8:13 p.m.

b'The Linguistic Big Bounce; by Dyman Freeson; From Volume CLX, Number 2 of Speculative Grammarian, November 2010. \\u2014 I have watched with horror over the last several issues as the wrong-headed, ill-conceived, tripe-laden discussion of the ultimate fate of the linguoverse has unfolded in the pages of this once proud journal. Block\\u2019s Linguistic Big Crunch, Saygone\\u2019s Linguistic Big Rip, Tipler and Barrow\\u2019s Linguistic Big Freeze\\u2014all are once-enlightening but no-longer\\u2013enlightened models of our linguistic future. (Read by Keith Slater.)'