The Encyclopedia of Mytholingual Creatures, Places, and Things\u2014Part I; by J\u029as\u0258ph C\u0251\u0271pb\u025b\u026c\u026d; From Volume CLIX, Number 2 of Speculative Grammarian, June 2010. \u2014 Abominable Synonym: A mytholingual creature of Nepal and Tibet that causes speakers within the radius of its effect to pathologically doubt their ability to choose the right word. (Read by Trey Jones.)