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The Effect of Coffee Consumption on Adults' Average MLU
The Effect of Coffee Consumption on Adults\u2019 Average MLU at the Breakfast Table; By Suzy X.; From Volume XVI, Number 3 of Psammeticus Quarterly, May 1989. \u2014 Dear Sirs: When Mommy fell asleep at the computer during her third straight all-nighter and accidentally erased her doctoral thesis, I wrote this to help her out. She graduated with honors, and so I thought I\u2019d do a paper on it and send it to you, since I\u2019ve heard it\u2019s your kind of thing. Please do not print my full name with this article, because I am not allowed to use Mommy\u2019s computer at all. Thanks, Suzy X. (Read by Mairead Whitford Jones, with Declan Whitford Jones, Joey Whitford, and Trey Jones.)