The Art of the -ome; by Z. En \u2018Bud\u2019 Dhist; From Volume CLX, Number 1, of Speculative Grammarian, October 2010 \u2014 Despite the fact that, contrary to my expectations, I did not receive a request to be an invited speaker at the CELGA workshop \u201cPerspectives on the Morphome\u201d this month, I thought it important for me to reveal my important work in the important field of -ome-ology (of which the study of morphomes is but a minor, somewhat important component). (Read by Trey Jones.)