Review of Puljus An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future

Published: June 15, 2012, 12:08 p.m.

Review of Pulju\u2019s An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future; by TJP, Lecturer in Linguistics and Classics, Dartmouth College; From Volume CLI, Number 2 of Speculative Grammarian, April 2006. \u2014 It is a great sorrow to those of us who remember the glory days of Psammeticus Press\u2014those fabled days when it was the leading linguistics publisher in the world\u2014nay, what is more, in the entire history of the world\u2014it is, I repeat, a great sorrow to us to witness the depths to which the beloved imprint has sunk with the publication of this lamentable volume. What could have possessed PsPress\u2019s current chairman K. Winnipesaukee Slater III, a meek man, to be sure, and mild, but still a reputable scholar, and not, so far as we know, entirely devoid of common sense nor of the finer aesthetic feelings, to defile his company\u2019s good name by foisting upon an unsuspecting public this lunatic political screed thinly disguised as a bit of historico-linguistic scholarship? (Read by Joey Whitford.)