Plagiarize This!

Published: June 4, 2016, 12:10 p.m.

Plagiarize This!; by An Unidentifiable Subset of the SpecGram Editorial Board; From Volume CLXXII, Number 3, of Speculative Grammarian, March 2015 \u2014 It has come to our attention that entirely unfounded, spurious, and indefatigable accusations of heinous plagiarism have been made against the X. Quizzit Korps Center for Advanced Collaborative Studies. Specifically, these allegations involve recent articles in degenerative linguistics, which, we are told, included \u201clarge\u201d blocks of \u201cidentical\u201d text. (Read by Zack Sj\xf6berg.)