Parenting Styles and Progeny SuccessA Practical Guide to Broken-Record Parenting

Published: Jan. 31, 2016, 1:08 p.m.

Parenting Styles and Progeny Success\u2014A Practical Guide to Broken-Record Parenting; by Psammeticus Press; From Volume CLXXI, Number 3, of Speculative Grammarian, November 2014 \u2014 Parents, do you feel like a broken record? \u201cBath time!\u201d ... \u201cShut the door!\u201d ... \u201cDon\u2019t talk with your mouth full!\u201d ... \u201cStop hitting your brother!\u201d ... \u201cBe quiet!\u201d ... The list of repetitive parental complaints seems endless and, at times, fruitless. But now you can put the nature of your nurture to work for you and your child! (Read by Trey Jones, Joey Whitford, Claude Searsplainpockets.)