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On the Quantum Nature of Linguistic Fame\u2014A Reply to Slater; by Cadwallader Colden; From Volume CLXVII, Number 3, of Speculative Grammarian, June 2013 \u2014 Dear Sirs: / Your a\u0336u\u0336g\u0336u\u0336s\u0336t\u0336 \u0336s\u0336t\u0336e\u0336r\u0336l\u0336i\u0336n\u0336g\u0336 \u0336h\u0336o\u0336n\u0336o\u0336u\u0336r\u0336a\u0336b\u0336l\u0336e\u0336 \u0336e\u0336s\u0336t\u0336i\u0336m\u0336a\u0336b\u0336l\u0336e\u0336 \u0336c\u0336r\u0336e\u0336d\u0336i\u0336t\u0336a\u0336b\u0336l\u0336e\u0336 \u0336r\u0336e\u0336p\u0336u\u0336t\u0336a\u0336b\u0336l\u0336e\u0336 \u0336o\u0336c\u0336c\u0336a\u0336s\u0336i\u0336o\u0336n\u0336a\u0336l\u0336l\u0336y\u0336 \u0336i\u0336n\u0336o\u0336f\u0336f\u0336e\u0336n\u0336s\u0336i\u0336v\u0336e\u0336 journal recently published a sketch of a mathematical model for the fame of a linguistic theory. While it deserves some small credit for broaching the topic, perhaps brief mention in a footnote forty years down the line in a little-read and oft-forgotten book of quaint and curious lore for the entertainment of amateurs, fanboys, and other innumerate juvenile delinquents, it is itself muddled and befuddled and would only serve to muddle the issue and befuddle others were it published where genuine scholars might actually read it. (Read by Cathal Peelo.)