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Published: Nov. 4, 2022, 6:30 a.m.

This week we discuss Cloud Growth Rates, Corporate Security, Meta\u2019s Strategy and Elon\u2019s Twitter Takeover. Plus, some thoughts on bike locks and a parenting post mortem.

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Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 385

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• Cormac will give her a ride home
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• The Baby is asleep
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• Maybe she will get angry.
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• Lectures don\u2019t work
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• See you on Mars, motherfucker!
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• You can have 1 piece of dog walk
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• It\u2019s only stupid until it works.
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• Make big bets, but don\u2019t tell anyone until you win.
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• Armchair strategists.
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• I forgot the Nokia thing, that was kind of a big deal.
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• How long have I been working
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• The CTA of Twitter
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• An exercise for the listener
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\n\nRundown\n\n

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• As overall cloud infrastructure market growth dips to 24%, AWS reports slowdown
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• Cloud Giants Update
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• Amazon's cloud business just recorded its weakest growth to date and missed analysts' estimates
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• Meta\n\n
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  • Meta Myths
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  • Meta shares plummet on weak fourth-quarter forecast and earnings miss
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  • Meta shares dip is proof metaverse plan never really had legs
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  • Jim Cramer cries and issues a public apology after being wrong about $META
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  • Maybe they\u2019ve maxed out on TAM-by-user
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• Twitter\n\n
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  • Elon Musk completes Twitter purchase, immediately fires CEO and other execs
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  • Elon Musk\u2019s First Move Is To Fire The Person Most Responsible For Twitter\u2019s Strong Free Speech Stance
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  • Welcome to hell, Elon
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\n\nRelevant to your Interests\n\n

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• Apple to put USB-C connectors in iPhones to comply with EU rules
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• Documentary Film \u201cInside Prometheus\u201d Highlights Open Source Impact and the Innovators That Make it Happen
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• Inside Prometheus: new film showcases the impact and the innovators
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• What a combined Broadcom and VMware can deliver to our customers
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• Microsoft (MSFT) Q1 2023 Earnings Call Transcript @themotleyfool #stocks $MSFT
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• Big Tech's ranks swelled last year
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• Apple beats earnings during tech stock meltdown
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• Everything we know so far about Jack Dorsey\u2019s brand new app
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• List of KubeCon Sponsors
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• Was Jack Welch the Greatest C.E.O. of His Day\u2014or the Worst?
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• Google reportedly spends $100 million on avatars to take on TikTok
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• DevOps de los Muertos
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• Prepare Now for Critical Flaw in OpenSSL, Security Experts Warn
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• Netflix is acquiring cozy game developer Spry Fox
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• IBM to launch database-as-a-service version of Db2
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• Singapore to phase out checks by 205
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• Cutting R&D to Grow GTM Spend
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• 1Password acquires Texas-based Passage to fuel push into passkeys
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\n\nSponsors\n\n

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• Teleport \u2014 The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure.
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\n\nNonsense\n\n

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• Wirecutter Recommendation
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• Tiny toiletries forever? The future of TSA, from liquids to shoes.
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\n\nConferences\n\n

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• SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6\u20138, 2022
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• All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th
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• THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off
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• CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 \u2013 2, 2023
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\n\nSDT news & hype\n\n

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• Join us in Slack.
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• Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers!
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• Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube.
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• Use the code SDT to get $20 off Cot\xe9\u2019s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.
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• Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk!
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\n\nRecommendations\n\n

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• Brandon:\n\n
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  • Southwest Airlines Lost and Found
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  • The Cloudcast: Reviewing KubeCon Detroit
    
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• Cot\xe9: micro.blog. Cot\xe9\u2019s setup over there (for blogging too!). Also, you can still register to see my legacy trap talk tomorrow, maybe see the replay?
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