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Published: June 24, 2022, 5:30 a.m.

This week we discuss the rise of WASM, Cloudflare\u2019s Post Mortem, Oracle Cloud news and the future of CAPTCHAs. Plus, some thoughts on buzzwords, sprinklers and dogs.

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• Chrome fixes everything
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• Plateau of Productivity
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• When the curve nopes.
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• When the parabola yeets.
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• First class SaaS
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• Thanks for the legwork fool
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• The cash cow has run out of milk
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• Sign-a-tar
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• Tumbler is now HIPAA compliant
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• Working has its privileges
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• Let go of this dog now
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\n\nRundown\n\n

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• Fermyon Launches With First Cloud-Native WebAssembly PaaS
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• Cloudflare\n\n
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  • Cloudflare Post Mortem
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  • Massive Cloudflare outage caused by network configuration error
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  • The Hardest Working Office Design In America Encrypts Your Data\u2013With Lava Lamps
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• Oracle\n\n
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  • Oracle Versus Amazon: Oracle Will Rip and Replace AWS at Cerner
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  • Exclusive: TikTok moves U.S. user data to Oracle servers
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• DocuSign CEO Dan Springer steps down
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• Removing people from security\n\n
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  • Password policies of 120 websites
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  • iOS 16 Will Let iPhone Users Bypass CAPTCHAs in Supported Apps and Websites
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\n\nRelevant to your Interests\n\n

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• Amazon CEO Andy Jassy\u2019s First Year on the Job: Undoing Bezos-Led Overexpansion
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• Senate considers ban on data brokers selling health and location info
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• Full List of Data Broker Opt-Out Guides: How to opt-out of the internet
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• Anna Sorokin plans to launch an NFT collection
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• Facebook Is Receiving Sensitive Medical Information from Hospital Websites \u2013 The Markup
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• Median software multiple is now 5.7x.
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• The 3-Day Return to Office Is, So Far, a Dud
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• The Big Winners and Losers From the Remote Work Revolution
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• I Should Be Able to Mute America
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• Capital One fraudster got in via 'misconfigured' AWS storage
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• Better.com loses three more senior executives, including SVP and VP of sales
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• Veza Raises $110M in Funding - FinSMEs
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• The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security
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\n\nNonsense\n\n

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• The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021
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• Jira gets fired by ClickUp - Exit Interview commercial advertisement
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• Amazon demos Alexa reading a bedtime story in the voice of a boy's deceased grandma
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• Could You Really Not Just Put This In An Email?
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\n\nListener Feedback / Jobs\n\n

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• Mantalus hiring Client Account Executive in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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\n\nConferences\n\n

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• THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022\n\n
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  • Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for ****$50 off 4-Day everything ticket
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• DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022\n\n
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  • Discount code: DEVOP
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• VMware Explore 2022, August 29 \u2013 September 1, 2022
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• SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6\u20138, 2022
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• THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023,
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\n\nRecommendations\n\n

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• Brandon: The Old Man **on FX/Hulu
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• Matt: Patagonia Black Hole 25L
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• Cot\xe9: Elgato 4k Cam Link.
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• Wall of Entropy
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