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Published: March 19, 2020, 10 p.m.

Cot\xe9 finally learns what HashiCorp does. Also, yellow rubber gloves.

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Mood Board:

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• Blur my foreground, that\u2019s what I want.
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• No Yodas
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• Lot of rubber gloves in your youth?
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• I have never really enjoyed a Steven King book.
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• Maybe it\u2019s for the Rip Van Winkle set
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• You watch Netflix, you should watch more Netflix.
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• I don\u2019t need your recommendations, don\u2019t tell me how to live my life.
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• It was like a bunch of Duplo blocks in a junior high theater class.
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• As someone said: teams is like a front-end to Sharepoint
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• The screenshot they showed was kind of like Teams.
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• Why can\u2019t they make it 100% OK?
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• You\u2019ve got a big TV, put me on it!
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\n\nRelevant to your interests\n\n

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• Microsoft Teams vs. Zoom vs. Skype
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• Does anyone really know what the deal is with this JEDI thing? - The Pentagon says it 'wishes to reconsider' the award to Microsoft of the $10 billion JEDI cloud computing contract
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• HashiCorp - Vagrant sure is valuable!\n\n
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  • HashiCorp Scores $175M Funding Round, $5B Valuation
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  • Exclusive: DevOps unicorn HashiCorp could be valued at $5.25B in new round
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• Rancher - EDGE, BABY!\n\n
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  • Rancher Labs Raises $40 Million Series D Round to Accelerate Growth of Its Kubernetes Management Platform
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  • Platform9 Announces Freedom for Kubernetes Users with New, 'Freedom' and 'Growth' SaaS-Managed Kubernetes Plans
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• npm is joining GitHub - The GitHub Blog\n\n
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  • Next Phase Montage
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• CNCF starts new artifact hub - \u201cpre-alpha stadium.\u201d
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• Using 6 Page and 2 Page Documents To Make Organizational Decisions
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• Book review: The Real Deal - technology deal making in the 2020's
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• Apple announces online-only WWDC 2020 due to coronavirus spread
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• Righting a Wrong: IBM is a Leader in the Cloud...
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• Trump Surprised Google With a Bogus Coronavirus Site Claim
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• Google: G Suite now has 2 billion users
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• Coronavirus quarantine enforced for all people entering Australia, lockdowns on the table
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• Coronavirus Will Change How We Shop, Travel and Work for Years
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• Microsoft Teams goes down just as Europe logs on to work remotely
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• NSW govt pledges to introduce mandatory data breach reporting
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• What\u2019s in a Name? How Pivotal\u2019s Products Are Being Renamed as Part of VMware Tanzu
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• Announcing OpenShift Serverless 1.5.0 Tech Preview - A sneak peek of our GA
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• Google indefinitely delays the digital version of its Cloud Next conference
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• Microsoft starts a grand unification attempt with .NET 5
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• Apple unveils new iPad Pro with LiDAR Scanner and trackpad support in iPadOS
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• Spectro Cloud Launches With $7.5 Million to Help Enterprises Realize the Promise of Kubernetes
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• Not just video-conferencing apps taking a dive: IBM Cloud hit by partial Tuesday outage
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• Ansible DevOps comes to the mainframe
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• Mainframe Developers Get Boost From BMC Acquisition Of Compuware
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\n\nNon Sense\n\n

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• How Much Toilet Paper?! The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Calculator
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• You can now get alcohol delivered with your food when you order from Texas restaurants, Gov. Abbott says
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\n\nConferences, et. al.\n\n

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• DevOpsDays Austin 2020 \u2014 Cancelled or Postponed.
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• ChefConf 2020 June 2, All Digital.
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• DevOpsDays Minneapolis, August 4 - 5, 2020 use code SDT for 10% off registration.
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• THAT Conference August 3 - 6 in Wisconsin Dells\xae.
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\n\nSDT news & hype\n\n

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• Join us in Slack.
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• Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers!
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• Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn
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• Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog.
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• Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99.
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• Use the code SDT to get $20 off Cot\xe9\u2019s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.
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\n\nRecommendations\n\n

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• Brandon: Devs on FX/Hulu .\n\n
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  • A mind-bending, reality-warping conversation with John Higgs
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• Matt Ray: KLF: Chaos Magic Music Money.\n\n
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  • Tim Hartford\u2019s Cautionary Tales podcast.
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• Cot\xe9: Look Up.
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Outro: \u201cThey\u2019ll work until the very last minute,\u201d Dune.