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Published: Sept. 21, 2019, 11 a.m.

The season of IPOs, bullshit HR tells you about salary, and feeding ravenous 9 year olds.

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Mood board:

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• The Christmas Greenwich Meantime.
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• The Salary Vortex.
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• Podcast Google Alert.
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• Overnight he is growing 7 inches.
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• Throwing fish at a growing seal.
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• I want to be 63.
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• We\u2019re way too top heavy.
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• Hot in the sun, cold in the shade.
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• Is this because of the Federal Reserve?
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• The chaos monkey of IPOs.
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• What happened to SVNLab?
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• College phrases from random places.
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• War Birds and Red Tides.
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\n\nRelevant to your interests\n\n

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• VMware CEO: IBM Paid Too Much for Red Hat
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• Oracle announces Oracle Autonomous Linux
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• CentOS release
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• A developer goes to a DevOps conference
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• GitLab\n\n
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  • Announcing $268 million in Series E funding
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  • GitLab hauls in $268M Series E on 2.768B valuation
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  • GitLab Strategy
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• GitHub\n\n
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  • GitHub acquires Semmle to help developers spot code exploits
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  • Welcome Semmle to the GitHub family
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• Leak of Microsoft Salaries Shows Fight for Higher Compensation
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• Google Warns LastPass Users Were Exposed To \u2018Last Password\u2019 Credential Leak
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• Computer Scientist Richard Stallman Resigns From MIT Over Epstein Comments
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• Hold My Beer \u2013 Let's Watch SoftBank Venture Capital Plunge
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• Apple reschedules iOS 13.1 and iPadOS releases for September 24th
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• What is Google up to with Anthos? More toys dropped for Kubernetes-style hybrid cloud
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\n\nNonsense\n\n

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• The Question of Whether or Not WeWork Is a Tech Company Has Been Answered
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\n\nConferences, et. al.\n\n

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• Sep 25th - Something in London.
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• Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Cot\xe9 at the Pivotal table, come get free shit.
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• Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party if you\u2019re in EMEA.
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• Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th
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• Nov 2nd - EmacsConf 2019
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• Nov 3rd to 7th - Gartner Symposium, Barcelona. Cot\xe9 has a \u20ac625 discount code if you ask him for it.
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• December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, S\xe3o Paulo Dec 11th and 12th.
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• December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney
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• Discount off KubeCon North America which is November 18 \u2013 21 in San Diego. Use code KCNASFTPOD19 for a 10% discount.
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\n\nSDT news & hype\n\n

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• Join us in Slack.
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• Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers!
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• Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn
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• Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog.
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• Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99.
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• Use the code SDT to get $20 off Cot\xe9\u2019s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.
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\n\nRecommendations\n\n

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• Brandon: Use Audible Credits in iPhone App; Radiolab\u2019s episode Tit for Tat.
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• Matt: Aphex Twin\u2019s website for b-sides and other miscellany
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• Cot\xe9: second bike. Traveling Salesmen - how does it work?
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