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Published: Aug. 8, 2019, 9 p.m.

Renaming to align with kunernetes and JEDI master Trump.

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Buy Cot\xe9\u2019s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes.

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Mood board:

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• Have either of you ever eaten dog meat?
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• He easily slides into meataterian.
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• Skype would be terrible if it weren\u2019t so great!
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• Follow the foot-stones
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• Going up the well
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• I like dogs, what I don\u2019t like is additional responsibility.
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• My life is mostly avoiding more responsibility
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• Sorry about your dog\u2026
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• Oyster and Opals.
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• Dogs and trains
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• Once you get to Atlanta, trains be like, fuck that shit.
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• I\u2019m going to write that down and look at it when I\u2019m depressed.
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• Who put kubernetes in my Mesosphere?
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• Not investment advice.
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• 2 to 3 yards of J2EE books.
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• If you put it into a container, you\u2019ll probably be OK.
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\n\nRelevant to your interests\n\n

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• Mesosphere changes name to D2IQ, shifts focus to Kubernetes, cloud native
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• IBM fuses its software with Red Hat\u2019s to launch hybrid-cloud juggernaut
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• After Trump cites Amazon concerns, Pentagon reexamines $10 billion JEDI cloud contract process
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• Your multicloud strategy is all wrong
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• A Technical Analysis of the Capital One Hack
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• Dynatrace S-1 Analysis \u2014 Tracing a Transition
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• NetApp Stock Is Tumbling After the Company Warned That Tech Spending Was Slowing
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• Will Uber ever make money? Day of reckoning looms for ride-sharing firm
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• It\u2019s the end of the big-data era: HPE to acquire MapR\u2019s assets
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• Microsoft launches Azure Security Lab, expands bug bounty rewards
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\n\nNonsense\n\n

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• Alabama teen wins PowerPoint World Championship
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• Airlines are finally fixing the middle seat
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• Why is called an Oyster Card?
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• SolarWinds Papertrail
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• TrackJS
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\n\nConferences, et. al.\n\n

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• August 12th to 15th - Cloudbees DevOps World and Jenkins World, San Francisco - use the code GOLOCAL for a discount. Also in Lisbon, Dec 3rd to 5th.
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• August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Cot\xe9 giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from \xa370 to \xa356.13.
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• Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Cot\xe9 at the Pivotal table, come get free shit.
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• Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cot\xe9 (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you\u2019re in EMEA.
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• Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th
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• Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th
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• December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, S\xe3o Paulo Dec 11th and 12th.
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• December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney
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\n\nSDT news & hype\n\n

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• Join us in Slack.
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• Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers!
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• Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn
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• Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog.
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• Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99.
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• Use the code SDT to get $20 off Cot\xe9\u2019s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.
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\n\nRecommendations\n\n

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• Brandon: Hard Knocks and Last Chance U.
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• Matt: Tim Hecker: An Imaginary Country.
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• Cot\xe9: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, Joan Didion.
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Outro: \u201cDepreston,\u201d Courtney Barnett.

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