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What rhymes with Rake Schmillenschmaal? You're right, it's Blake Millenmall! This week we look at total cute teddy bear Jake Gyllenhaal, who really should be known as brother of Kween Maggie Gyllenhaal, but is somehow more famous because look at his face. Obviously that face (and body) has pulled some serious chicks over the years, so we take a look at his failed relationships and discover his love for "indie records that are much cooler than (Taylor Swift's)".