BROADCASTS.com

Our members\u2019 special episode is coming soon, with a special guest. Become a Relay FM member to get access to this and all our past special episodes. In the meantime\u2026\n\nMerlin needs a 4K monitor, and Apple won\u2019t end his suffering by making one. John got his first vaccine shot, so he\u2019s not sweating it.\n\nMerlin\u2019s grandmother liked to make lists and talk on the phone with retail staff. Do you have the exact product she needs? No sense in driving all that way if you don\u2019t. Perhaps there is some post-COVID wisdom in this.\n\nJohn\u2019s smart outlet is once again smart. Not like everbody says! Like, dumb! It\u2019s smart, and it wants respect! Meanwhile, Merlin\u2019s Internet disappeared for a while due to a clerical error, which seems unfair. John missed a credit-card payment, which *also* seems unfair.\n\nJohn\u2019s son needs to learn how to pump gas, and also how money works. Watch out for the skimmers! Boy-Merlin sometimes had to go out for cigarettes, but he turned out fine.\n\nJohn\u2019s garage remains smol. It is apparent that *some* people don\u2019t know what a basement is. Merlin did time on a "concrete apron" in Florida, where it smelled like clay.