Get more at podsematary.com! Read our afterthoughts for this episode at https://twitter.com/PodSematary/status/1383935718695718913 \n\nCW:\xa0Animal Harm\n\nIt\u2019s "Elijah Wood Goes to School" Week on Pod Sematary! Chris & Kelsey grow from anti-establishment to pro-teacher between two movies. It's age, man. That stuff just happens over time. \n\nThe Classic Film:\xa0The Faculty (1998)\n"When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, [he] decides to investigate the bizarre happenings\u201d (IMDb.com). Kelsey can basically recite this movie from memory, but is it just nostalgia, or does this late-90s, teen horror actually hold up?\n\nThe Modern Film:\xa0Cooties (2014)\n"A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives\u201d (IMDb.com). Cooties has all the hallmarks of a silly horror comedy and it seems content to leave it at that. Not bad but... not good, either?\n\nAudio Sources:\n"Cooties" produced by SpectreVision & Glacier Films\n"The Faculty" produced by Dimension Films\xa0 Los Hooligans Productions\n"The Kids Aren't Alright" written by Dexter Holland and performed by The Offspring\n"Pet Sematary" written by Dee Dee Ramone & Daniel Rey and performed by The Ramones