We begin our last session in the Masturbatorium with special guest/long time lurker/first time caller Natarie Braulick. Some announcements regarding the future of our ignoble endeavor, and a lengthy and harrowing account of what Deefy left behind in a Schertz, TX, Valero for the carnies to clean up. Also, we touch briefly on two holiday programs that we DIDN'T cover: The Santa Clauses and The Hip Hop Nutcracker.