Hi, my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.... \n\nThe terrible fanfiction that launched a thousand dramatic readings is back, like you've never seen it before. Tansy takes you on an adventure through Undertale Tumblr, the NYT Bestseller List, Vegas magic shows and Fanfiction.net in 2006, all in search of an answer to the internet mystery of the decade - who wrote My Immortal? And did they really mean for it to be so bad?\n\nPlus special guest Pierce Wilcox, a bigfoot hunter, a discussion of how sitting with boys makes you cool (in 2005) and possibly the first ever use of the phrase "a snake eating its own ass".\n\nSongs Featured:\nMy Immortal (Evanescence)\nBring Me To Life (Evanescence)\nCall Me When You're Sober (Evanescence)\nZendaya Is Meechee (Gabriel Gundacker)\nRejected Lyrics to HBO's Succession Theme (Demi Adejuyigbe)\n\nWe're all on Twitter! Find us there if you hate us as much as we hate ourselves!