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There once was a man named Worrell - Ernest P. Worrell!\n\nEven as a lad he was sensitive and caring\n\nAs cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring\n\nWhimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow\n\nNot formal... Not normal!\n\n\n\nThere once was a man named Worrell - Ernest P. Worrell!\n\nHe's kindly as a saint but he'll never shirk a battle\n\nTo villains everywhere he's a burr beneath the saddle\n\nHe's nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny\n\nNot mealy... Not really!\n\n\n\nAh ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!\n\nAh ah ah ah! See the angry tide!\n\nSee the blinding rain come down\n\n'Oh where is a hero now?' The children cried\n\nHe's inside... He went inside!\n\n\n\nThere once was a man named Worrell - Ernest P. Worrell\n\nThe hero of today is the legend of tomorrow\n\nAnd whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow\n\nFor lo the bridges burneth\n\nThat they may not returneth\n\nTo learneth... from Erneth!\n\n\n\nThere once was a man named Worrell - Ernest P. Worrell!\n\nLet's celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue\n\nAnd should you be his foe, he'll be sorry if he hurts you\n\nTo some he's just a man but to others he's a beacon!\n\nHe sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!\n\nHe's punctual, he's affable, he's never quick to quarrel\n\nHe's moral... He's Ernest P. Worrell!\n\n\n\nTHIS WEEK: Ernest Scared Stupid (1991), Ernest Rides Again (1993), and Ernest Goes to School (1994)