Where's the Beeves?

Published: Nov. 16, 2021, 5 p.m.

Today we've got a Norse tale involving a third son who stumbles upon adventure after his brothers leave him high and dry. A crone points him and his donkey in the right direction, but he'll have to get past hungry dragons and pointy unicorns on his way to the castle that hangs from the sky. Fortunately they're keto, and nothing beats his meat.

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