Today, we get amorous in Italy, where the King of Strong Fortress lusts for his downstairs who he has never even seen. He launches a charm offensive to win her over, but when his efforts go ignored, his fixation only intensifies. The sight of one of her fingers undoes him completely\u2014until he learns her secret. Join us for the horniest story in our whole canon, to help celebrate the 69th episode of Old Wives!
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