At 8:30AM, on the first Friday of every month, the Labor Department releases the monthly jobs report.\xa0 By 8:35AM, the network scriptwriters deliver a verdict to the teleprompters \u2013 jobs either \u201csky rocketed\u201d or \u201cplunged\u201d.\xa0 The job market is either \u201cred hot\u201d or \u201cstalling out\u201d and, either way, investors need to be worried.\xa0 No middle ground will keep an audience.