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You\u2019re Bruce Willis, you\u2019ve made it big with Die Hard, and there\u2019s only one obvious next step: You make a goofily silly vanity project with unlikely musical numbers, James Coburn, and Leonardo da Vinci. And that project is the 1991 box-office bomb\u2014but cult classic!\u2014Hudson Hawk. Lex, like much of America, hadn\u2019t seen it. And, at Dan\u2019s insistence, Lex did no research of any kind; he had no idea what to expect as he watched it with Dan for the first time. In retrospect, Lex thinks maybe he should have been drunk. At least as drunk as Willis himself must have been when he conceived the film. Hot topics include whether this is David Caruso\u2019s best role, the perfection of a certain runaway stretcher scene, and how stupid is too stupid for comedy.