19 - Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Disappointing Harpsichord

Published: June 25, 2019, 4 a.m.

"I see your friend is interested in our harpsichord."

"It's not a ____ing harpsichord, it's a ____ing virginal. So called because it was an instrument for ____ing young ladies."

"Is it? I thought it was a sort of piano."

-Terry Pratchett, The Truth