A candidate who didn't run for President.\xa0A candidate who ran, but didn't know he was running.\xa0A candidate who didn't want to run, but had no choice.\xa0A candidate who ran without seeming to run, and a candidate who ran but died before the votes were counted.\xa0A history of running for President, not running for President and running for President in the worst way.\xa0Grab a mug of hard cider and enjoy the tales of infinite jest and educational interest.\xa0\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices