The Onslaught of Holiday Movies

Published: Dec. 5, 2021, 8:17 p.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 567

Grab yourself some cocoa and join us for a roundabout discussion of holiday movies. From the mainstream staples to the insane amount of recent independent entries - to some of the forgotten Christmas "classics".\xa0

And while we decide just who deserves to be on the naughty list, we also mention\u2026 Hawkeye, Kurt Russell, a rag-tag band of misfits, Buzz\u2019s parenting skills, Avengers #168, Last Action Hero, Lifetime, Malcolm McDowell, Hallmark, the melting stairs, Netflix, Whitney Houston, swap the white people out, the production value is pretty low\u2026 the story is pretty thin, Bill Murray affection, posters in movie theaters, the naughty list, Vanessa Hudgens, cold pizza and cleaning your guns, we need more Batmans, John Lithgow, Cousin Eddie, that beanie would have been melted into his skull, Michael Keaton, Lucky the pizza dog, weird sequels, creme-filled wafers, the pre-adolescent Sophie's Choice, they did that one in 3D, wrestlers at Christmas, a classic Toys R Us commercial, it\u2019s more of a documentary, Kate Bishop and very pepperminty.\xa0

\u201cWhere are the Martin Scorseses and Ridley Scotts complaining about Christmas movies on Lifetime and Hallmark?!\u201d