Oscar Meltdown X

Published: March 15, 2018, 4:39 a.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 430

We're back with the 10th annual Oscar Meltdown celebration - plus we hand out The Meltdown Awards for 2017 films! So join us for a big mouthful of pork, as we also discuss... hoodies are all the rage this year, Sebastian Stan\u2019s mustache, confessing to library fines, the factual life of P.T. Barnum, I can fly\u2026 we already tried, can you be nominated for playing that horse, Zac Efron, the cat scene, drive-thru milkshakes, put a shirt on, well her teeth are so nice, giant monsters knocking over buildings, double Oscar/wedding, they soaked it in beer for a while, he makes me hate him in so many movies, monsters fighting with other monsters, that doorknob will be the death of me, Sufjan Stevens, tall as a giraffe with huge sunglasses, Drew Struzan, Mary and the Witch's Flower, manic pixie dream girl, giant monsters and alcoholism, they leave the damned door open, Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum, is this movie set in the 80\u2019s or do they just dress really stupid, if they wanted someone who could sing\u2026 she wasn\u2019t the one, Logan meets Mr. Robot, Adam Driver, defending Keanu, Come Hither by Walter De La Mare, it was very disjointed, I\u2019m so weird with people, you go to The Shape of Water for the monster\u2026 you stay for the masturbation, I feel like most of your stories\u2026 could also be a Liam Neeson movie, she\u2019s got a Scottish working man's voice, my dress has a built-in cape and creature blub.

\u201cI didn\u2019t know we were going to go so into Dee Snider on the Oscar coverage.\u201d