Cleaver for some Brides-to-be

Published: Dec. 1, 2020, 3:19 a.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 539 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

This episode we discuss Hatchet for the Honeymoon directed by Mario Bava. And while we each have a creepy, younger version of our prior selves following us around watching our every move, we also bring up... Thankskilling, Francisco Franco, swapping brains and bodies, burning the toast, music cues, everyone was so slow, a sting operation, behaving like Real Housewives, figuring out the mystery, shiny cleaver, hanging out in your PJs, how to be a reverse ghost, you\u2019re the one currently murdering a bunch of people, knowing the murderer, kid flashbacks, there\u2019s a refreshing take on a very tires subject, I see you\u2019re sweaty again, I watch a lot of dumb things for the wrong reasons, did anyone else become nauseous, having babies, Black Sabbath, he was very affectionate\u2026 with the mannequins, you can just turn your brain off\u2026 and not do anything, late-60\u2019s wedding dresses, call the Governor, cheese and crackers and why don\u2019t I ever get invited to a s\xe9ance party?!\xa0

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 1970 film \u201cHatchet for the Honeymoon\u201d. So go watch it before you listen.\xa0

\u201cIf I\u2019m ever in a situation where I need to murder a bunch of people to remember something I can\u2019t remember - I\u2019m thinking I\u2019m probably just going to be fine with not knowing what it is I can\u2019t remember.\u201d