A Not-So-Classic Horror Story

Published: June 14, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 604 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

The Meltdown Horror Club returns to discuss A Classic Horror Story directed by Roberto De Feo and Paolo Strippoli.

And while we realize we prefer not knowing what the hell was going on most of the time, we also address\u2026 Society, Babylon, Malignant, Critters, Ghoulies, The Gate, The Blob, Dead Pixels, Dario Argento, too many layers, debauchery, Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century, horror homage, sincere or satire, transportation in Italy, Reality Bites, Shawnee Smith, a beautiful triptych, the mafia, Cabin in the Woods, there were three knights, mom\u2019s a jerk, The Houses October Built, an elaborate plan involving cars and spaghetti, horror in the news, sometimes you\u2019ve just gotta punch someone through the head, the Italian film market, getting shot in the chest, there\u2019s like a whole Satanic element to it, trolls of the snuff film industry, Blood Fest, exploding heads or projectile vomiting, Kevin Dillon\u2019s hair, a dead goat in the road, yeti hair, fists through heads, wouldn\u2019t her joints hurt and a terrible animal in the road story.

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for A Classic Horror Story, so go watch the movie before you listen.

\u201cIt\u2019s really cool\u2026 It's very creepy. I liked the supernatural story I was watching\u2026 until it wasn\u2019t anymore.\u201d