63.2: Spider Hopscotch

Published: Feb. 12, 2010, 12:01 a.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 63.2

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Who Can Resist Shatner in Tight Pants??

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Oh god, spiders! Spiders everywhere!! That's what you'll find in this week's Sofa Theater feature: KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS!

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\nYou'll hear about a sexy entomologist,\xa0milking the cow, DDT, shooting your finger off, a girly-screaming bi-plane pilot, F-PETA, taking out your glass eye, terrorizing kids on a Sunday afternoon\xa0and spirit gumming a live spider to your face!\n

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"I love every flavor of Shatner."

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Warning:\xa0Lots of\xa0arachnid-spoilers!

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