164: Bring Me the Leg of Angelina Jolie

Published: March 3, 2012, 2:20 a.m.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 164

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Join us as we kick off Oscar Meltdown 4! With our mascot Babe by our side, we dive into the\xa0h'orderves and pizza (Now Vegan Friendly!!) as we launch our own brand of coveted trophy...The Foilers - in this, the first annual Meltdown Awards.

Between eating loads of pork and discussing who has the most hideous dress, we also mention... Sailor Moon: anti-girl power, George Takei, Drive, Ryan Reynolds, Mila Kunis, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, fear of aging in Hollywood, The Lie, Neil Patrick Harris, The New Girl, Hank Azaria, Super, getting a patent... in a courtroom?, the Mayflower was made of pork rinds, Emily Browning, Brad Pitt, space puppies, K-stew, Jeffery Rush\u2019s bare ass, being back on the market via advertising, Mr. Poppers Penguins, Wes Craven, Natalie Portman, Albert Brooks, Green Lantern, Aimee Mann\u2019s toe... in a blanket, Purina Kid\u2019s Chow, Sucker Punch, Adam Sandler, The Rum Diaries, Linda Hamilton beating Steve, Don\u2019t Be Afraid of the Dark, X-Men: First Class, a nun on wheels, O\u2019bacon, Cancer Boy, identifying \xa0J Lo\u2019s ass, The Smurfs, Danny DeVito, and the story where the thing shrieks and jumps at me like one of those raptors from Jurassic Park!

\u201cFoiler Alert\u201d: The accounting firm of Movie and Meltdown takes no responsiblity for Marlena\u2019s special thoughts on \u201cThe Girl with the Dragon Tattoo\u201d.

\u201cThou shalt not eat pork... unless it\u2019s delicious.\u201d

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