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Movie Meltdown - Episode 124

As we welcome our friend Lucy into the mix, we return to the coffee shop for another edition of The Caffeinated Movie Geek. And once we get rolling, it\u2019s hard to get us to stop. And so that leads to\u2026

Black Swan, Surrogates, Bridesmaids, women are scary, Trick \u2018r Treat, robotic acting, more love for Rutger Hauer, not watching TV when it\u2019s on, kung fu vampires, believably dumb Steve Zahn, the chain of cutting off arms, more remakes, Legends of the Guardians, Treme, the Water for Elephants throw-down, Neil Jordan, Eric Overmyer: Lead Suspect, Jay Leno\u2019s bastard daughter, Columbo, a documentary on pinkie toe cancer, Blade Runner, The Virgin Springs, the economy of movement, Scatalogical humor, John Goodman, Rashomon, Kristen Stewart\u2018s acting style, Kristen Wiig, Rocket Science, Fight Club, this was a kitten-torturing movie, Penthouse Forums without the sex, commie smurfs, the least appealing human being that\u2019s ever been captured in cinema, Ed Asner is pretty hot, the very distinct features of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Trapped in a Closet, an introduction by Anne Rice, Mods vs. Rockers, who\u2019s the most attractive woman\u2026that looks like Skeletor?, The Miracle, Jim Jarmusch, The Target Lady, anything else you just hate??, Helena Bonham-Carter\u2026we\u2019re just through with you, being a great ex-husband, The King\u2019s Speech makes me a dick and does being a geek make you pissed off all the time??

\u201cIt was like tedium occasionally interrupted with\u2026violence against animals.\u201d