114: Little Red Ricci and the Twilight of the Hood

Published: March 18, 2011, 4:19 a.m.

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Movie Meltdown - Episode 114

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This week is a Little Red Double Feature as we watch a Sofa Theater short film\u2026Little Red Riding Hood starring Christina Ricci. Followed by a Parking Lot Review of the new film Red Riding Hood starring Amanda Seyfried.\xa0\xa0

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And aside from repeatedly attempting to gouge out our eyes, we also mention\u2026Building implements of doom, Gorn, Inception, Alex Winter, overwhelmingly Feldmany, The Lost offending lizards, Joseph Gordon-Levitt,\xa0\xa0Feldman is Sasquatch, spoken clich\xe9s, curly mullets, Leonardo DiCario,\xa0\xa0turning into Spawn, Sorority Row, Misty\u2019s Pop-up Book Club, goat semen, trying to take a battle mace on a plane - and the return of potatohead and ceiling eyes.

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Spoiler Alert:

\nBoth of these versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story will probably be spoiled by listening to this episode. But I\u2019m not so sure we can recommend watching them beforehand either. But if you think you can handle it - go for it.

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\u201cThat\u2019s a bad sign in a movie, when you can\u2019t wait til it\u2019s over - so you can talk shit about it.\u201d

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