Bryce and Kate recap Bachelor, Vanderpump Rules, RHOA, RHONJ, and Summer House while sipping a crisp ros\xe9 wine since this ep was recorded on Valentine's Day (much to our boyfriends' dismay). Kelly The Lawyer gets the boot on the Bachelor, leaving Peter no hope in finding love with the remaining children/women (aka why we're pretty sure he goes after HB in the end). It's Pride on Pump Rules and you can bet your ass we're going this year! RHOA is a shady ep with Kenya trying to read a bitch with a cookie bitch while RHONJ is headed to the Jersey Shore and we pray Danielle shows up unannounced next episode. We wrap up with some good news from Summer House after fingering gate-- Lindsay and Carl have agreed to go on a date!