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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are engaged in a knock \u2018em out, shoot \u2018em up, love \u2018em all day long hitman double feature with the Patrick Hughes movies from 2017 and 2021 respectively, The Hitman\u2019s Bodyguard and Hitman\u2019s Bodyguard\u2019s Wife.

I have a question for the universe: did Ryan Reynolds do something to director Patrick Hughes? Did he steal some of that man\u2019s money? Insult his dog? Hit on his wife? Pee on his front lawn? Did he do something terrible to this man, for which he\u2019s now being punished?

Because he sure gets beat the hell up throughout both of these films, and to the point where a person can start to wonder things about Reynolds\u2019s character. There\u2019s only so much a human body can take. I think we\u2019re all witnessing that here.

It\u2019s either that or Patrick Hughes is some kind of sick sadist and we\u2019re all witnessing him get his kicks with these films. You earn enough pull in Hollywood and they\u2019ll pretty much let you do anything. Money is a powerful motivator, you know.

I don\u2019t mean to disparage anybody or their personal lives, but these questions need to be asked. We have the health of one of this world\u2019s greatest living Canadian actors on the line here, people! I just don\u2019t know if his body will be able to make it through a third installment of the \u201cLet\u2019s See How Much a Person Can Take before Their Heart Stops\u201d series of films!

But anyway, here is our chat about these two films. We had very divisive views on these things. I\u2019m going to donate to the Save Ryan Reynolds charity now.

(Recorded on September 24, 2021)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Hitman\u2019s Bodyguard - IMDb

The Hitman\u2019s Bodyguard - YouTube

Hitman\u2019s Wife\u2019s Bodyguard - IMDb

Hitman\u2019s Wife\u2019s Bodyguard trailer - YouTube

Ryan Reynolds - IMDb

Samuel L. Jackson - IMDb

Salma Hayek - IMDb

The Last Airbender (2010) - IMDb

Monty Python\u2019s Flying Circus (TV Series 1969\u20131974) - IMDb

Robin Sparkles | How I Met Your Mother Wiki - Fandom

How I Met Your Mother - IMDb

Celine Dion - Wikipedia

Mariah Carey - Wikipedia

George Michael - Wikipedia

Wham! - Wikipedia

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series 2013\u20132021) - IMDb

John C. McGinley - IMDb

Gary Oldman - IMDb

L\xe9on: The Professional (1994) - IMDb

The Fifth Element (1997) - IMDb

Antonio Banderas - IMDb

The Odd Couple (1968) - IMDb

Midnight Run (1988) - IMDb

Robert De Niro - IMDb