604 To Have and To Hold

Published: April 24, 2013, 4:40 a.m.

Come with me on a quick tour of the Pete Pit, what some consider the tenth circle of hell.\n\nOn your left you\u2019ll see Don \u201cThe Cheater\u201d Draper. \xa0Not only does he have the insolence to call his wife a whore, but he possesses the gall to immediately then sleep with his mistress.\n\nOn your right, Pete \u201cGLP\u201d Campbell, the man who puts the \u201cGrimy\u201d, \u201cLittle\u201d and \u201cPimp\u201d in \u201cGrimy Little Pimp\u201d. \xa0His heinous acts are well known and bear no repeating, beside being unfit for any audience.\n\nAnd in the center, Timmy \u201cKetchup\u201d Jablonski. \xa0We obviously don\u2019t know much about him yet but unless you enjoy your ring finger doused in saliva like a ketchup-covered Oscar Mayer, you probably shouldn\u2019t conduct your business with him.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices