From Justin to Kelly: The 100th Episode

Published: Oct. 18, 2022, 3 p.m.

I know it's been awhile since I have released an episode. There were two reasons for this, school was overwhelming along with work and I was waiting for my new theme song!!! I think the wait was worth it and I hope you agree. The new theme song is called "My Best Thinkin'" with the music and lyrics by my friend Drew and sung by my friend Alex, you can check them out on Instagram at @alexanddrewmusic (also they are on my podcast as well, including this episode), so go check them out and give them a follow. 

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So for my 100th episode I wanted to do something to stand out and get some attention, I hope it works. I didn't tell my friends what we were watching until we met up to record. I love Kelly Clarkson and her spirit brings me joy, so why not watch her first film that she starred in and that SHE HATES. It is available on Amazon Prime to rent, or you can buy a copy of the DVD on eBay or Amazon. While the film is not great, we had a great time celebrating and drinking as always. We drank sangria while we watched, but I have a recipe down below. Kelly, if you are reading this and are listening to the episode, I hope that you enjoy it and have fun listening, but also know that YOU ARE AMAZING and you will hear a confession or 2 (there might be one you don't hear...yet). 

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Spring Break Cocktail:

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 Ingredients

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  • 1 1/2 oz Absolute Kurant Vodka
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  • 1/2 oz Lychee Liqueur
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  • 3-4 Club Soda
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Directions

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  1. Add ice to glass.
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  3. Add Kurant Vodka, then Lychee Liqueur, and fill with club soda.
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  5. Stir well.
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Drinking Rules (https://www.tumblr.com/filmdrunkies):

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The Rules (and I recommend only choosing 2 or 3)...

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  1. Drink whenever they says either 'Justin' or 'Kelly.'
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  3. Drink whenever someone starts to sing.
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  5. Drink whenever someone says 'Spring Break.'
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  7. Drink whenever someone says 'Florida' or 'Ft. Lauderdale.'
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  9. Drink whenever the movie is terrible.
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  11. Drink whenever you see a beach ball.
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  13. Drink whenever someone on screen is drinking, but it's specified that it is not alcoholic.
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  15. Drink whenever the movie is absurd (i.e. some broke college kid is racing a hover craft).
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  17. Drink whenever there is evidence of the year 2003.
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  19. Drink whenever Kelly's Texas accent is readily apparent.
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  21. Drink whenever Justin is sexually repressed.
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  23. Drink whenever the movie is too gay to function.
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  25. Take a shot for the love duet. (*shudder*)
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  27. Drink for every watch tower you see.
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  29. Drink whenever Justin's nameless friend is shirtless.
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As always, drink responsibly. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter @Line_Drunk, subscribe/follow on your favorite streaming service, tell your friends about the podcast and listen together. You can also check out linedrunk.wordpress.com and patreon.com/linedrunk for bonus episodes.

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