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Warning: This is an especially explicit episode. Blame Denver Fenton Allen.

Brandi starts us off with an absolutely insane pre-trial hearing unlike anything you\u2019ve ever heard of. Denver Fenton Allen\u2019s went a little nuts in his pre-trial hearing. He accused everyone of wanting to \u201csuck his dick.\u201d Then, when it was clear things weren\u2019t going his way, he threatened to murder the judge\u2019s family and mastrubate in open court. The judge didn\u2019t handle it well. \xa0\xa0\xa0

Then, who could forget the story of astronaut Lisa Nowak? When Lisa\u2019s astronaut boyfriend Billy dumped her for another woman, she \u2014 how do we put this mildly? \u2014 didn\u2019t take it well. She loaded up her car with trash bags, a knife, a steel mallet and other fun travel accessories, then drove from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper. Once she got to Orlando, she attacked Billy\u2019s new girlfriend, Colleen Shipman. \xa0For what it\u2019s worth, Lisa denies wearing the diaper.

And now for a note about our process. For each episode, Kristin reads a bunch of articles, then spits them back out in her very limited vocabulary. Brandi copies and pastes from the best sources on the web. And sometimes Wikipedia. (No shade, Wikipedia. We love you.) We owe a huge debt of gratitude to the real experts who covered these cases.

In this episode, Kristin pulled from:
\n\u201cAstronaut Charged With Attempted Murder,\u201d The New York Times
\n\u201cEx-Astronaut Wants Evidence Tossed Out,\u201d Associated Press
\n\u201cAstronaut Love Triangle: Colleen Shipman Says of 2007 Attack by Romantic Rival, \u2018I Thought I \u201cWas Going to Be Okay. But It Was Never Okay After That,\u2019\u201d People Magazine
\n\u201cAstronaut Love Triangle: Lisa Nowak\u2019s Life 10 Years Later,\u201d People Magazine
\nPlus, good ol\u2019 wikipedia

In this episode, Brandi pulled from:
\n\u201cProctor calls Floyd County Jail death a homicide\u201d by Doug Walker, Rome News-Tribune
\n\u201cCartersville man charged in Floyd County Jail inmate death\u201d by Doug Walker, Rome News-Tribune
\n\u201cGeorgia v. Denver Fenton Allen\u201d transcript of proceedings Fay Frankland
\n\u201cJudge criticized for vulgar courtroom exchange\u201d by Bill Rankin, Atlanta Journal Constitution
\n\u201cMan who gained fame for crude \u201cRick and Morty\u201d courtroom exchange gets life\u201d by Joshua Rhett Miller, New York Post