131: Conrad Hilton III & a Bad Pot of Coffee

Published: July 15, 2020, 11:30 a.m.

Daryl Pitts, aka DP, is back for his third illustrious guest appearance on the podcast, and he has one hell of a story to tell.\xa0\n
\n\nConrad Hilton III is young, rich, and accustomed to getting what he wants. So when he boarded a commercial flight (the horror!) from London to Los Angeles and was asked to turn off his cell phone, he immediately lost his cool. He screamed obscenities at the flight attendants. He punched the bulkhead. He smoked weed in the airplane bathroom. Later, he threatened to kill the flight attendants. When they handcuffed him, he complained that they would ruin his modeling career. When they finally landed and lil Conrad was made to face some consequences, his family hired famed O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Shapiro.\n
\n\nThen Kristin tells a truly disgusting story about a horrific pot of coffee. On a Monday morning in the spring of 2009, Michael Utz was at work for the city of Culpeper, Virginia. He walked over to his personal coffee pot, but when he opened it up, he noticed that it was already filled with water. But\u2026 the water didn\u2019t smell like water. It smelled like urine. He immediately went to his boss, who made it his mission to find the culprit.\xa0\n
\n\nAnd now for a note about our process. For each episode, Kristin reads a bunch of articles, then spits them back out in her very limited vocabulary. Brandi copies and pastes from the best sources on the web. And sometimes Wikipedia. (No shade, Wikipedia. We love you.) We owe a huge debt of gratitude to the real experts who covered these cases.\n
\n\nIn this episode, Kristin pulled from:\n\u201cPeeved ex-employee relieves himself of $5,001,\u201d by Rhonda Simmons for the Star Exponent\n
\n\nIn this episode, DP pulled from:\n\u201cConrad Hilton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Flight\u201d by Amy Wallace for GQ.com\n\n\u201cHilton Family Struggles to Keep Their Latest Drama Under Wraps\u201d by Erica Harwood for Vanity Fair\n\u201cConrad Hilton Violates Restraining Order, Seen in Bizarre Video with Stuffed Bear Outside of Ex-GF\u2019s House\u201d by the Blast Staff for TheBlast.com\n\n\u201cConrad Hilton, Brother of Paris, Gets Probation for Taking Ex-girlfriend\u2019s Father\u2019s Bentley\u201d by City News Services for the LA Daily News\n\xa0\u201cSocialite Conrad Hilton\u2019s Journey to the Dark Side\u201d by Amy Zimmerman for the Daily Beast\n\u201cParis is Bad? Meet Her Little Brother Conrad Hilton\u201d by Nick Clark for the NZHerald.com\n